Dinner’s Not Gonna Cook Itself – Retro Edition | Chef Paddy’s Kitchen
This tee’s got sass, smoke, and serious throwback energy.
Inspired by the mid-century matriarchs who could cook circles around anyone—with a cigarette in one hand and dinner already in the oven. With retro fonts, a vintage color palette, and just a hint of sarcasm, it’s a Mother’s Day tribute with flavor and fire.
Printed on the Gildan DryBlend® tee, it’s breathable, durable, and cheeky enough to stir up laughs before the oven even preheats.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²)
DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
Modern classic fit
Rib collar in classic width
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Tear-away label
Sizes: S–3XL
Made to order. No minimums.
All sales are final unless the item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted.
Shipping questions about this T-Shirt? Read the FAQ.
This tee’s got sass, smoke, and serious throwback energy.
Inspired by the mid-century matriarchs who could cook circles around anyone—with a cigarette in one hand and dinner already in the oven. With retro fonts, a vintage color palette, and just a hint of sarcasm, it’s a Mother’s Day tribute with flavor and fire.
Printed on the Gildan DryBlend® tee, it’s breathable, durable, and cheeky enough to stir up laughs before the oven even preheats.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²)
DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
Modern classic fit
Rib collar in classic width
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Tear-away label
Sizes: S–3XL
Made to order. No minimums.
All sales are final unless the item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted.
Shipping questions about this T-Shirt? Read the FAQ.
This tee’s got sass, smoke, and serious throwback energy.
Inspired by the mid-century matriarchs who could cook circles around anyone—with a cigarette in one hand and dinner already in the oven. With retro fonts, a vintage color palette, and just a hint of sarcasm, it’s a Mother’s Day tribute with flavor and fire.
Printed on the Gildan DryBlend® tee, it’s breathable, durable, and cheeky enough to stir up laughs before the oven even preheats.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²)
DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
Modern classic fit
Rib collar in classic width
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Tear-away label
Sizes: S–3XL
Made to order. No minimums.
All sales are final unless the item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted.
Shipping questions about this T-Shirt? Read the FAQ.
